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schizanon

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Oregon <- California <- Arkansas

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schizanon , to Random
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75 YEAR OLD ME: [wearing VR headset] how...how do I access my email again

THE TEENAGE GANG OF DYSTOPIAN CYPERPUNK RAIDERS RANSACKING MY HOME: You wave your hand at the upper right corner. Jesus christ.

schizanon , to Random
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Breaking News: if you tell Glassdoor your name, they will know your name.

schizanon , to Random
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Sometimes I think about building websites the way people designed old 8bit video games; black opening screen with logo, LOUD CHIME SOUND, upbeat music, "press start", menus with large graphics and glowing animations.

schizanon OP ,
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@vintprox IE still supports <bgsound>

schizanon , to Random
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Recently there was an article on HackerNews about CSS Print styles. Here's mine; included in the page with &lt;link rel="stylesheet" href="/print.css" media="print" /&gt; so it won't slow down the page when not printing.

schizanon , to Random
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I think I miss the point of the page in

People seem to use it as a sort of "Objectives" article?

I feel like /now could be a list of activities like in since those are often things I'm reading and sharing right now.

schizanon , to Random
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Lots of people seem to mistake being incredibly rude to strangers with challenging power structures

schizanon , to Random
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Bored? Try this: give people unsolicited advice on the Internet.

schizanon , to Random
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What's the best static site builder for people who make with tools so they think that can't build websites?

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schizanon , to Random
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If you use to insult the people who follow that , those people can dunk-block you.

schizanon ,
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@daredevil when I find myself in an ancient cave or tomb that has been abandoned for centuries but there's a torch burning on the wall and candles next to every treasure chest.

schizanon , to Random
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programming is fascinating.

is already mysterious, but programming a chip to emulate other chips is just straight up extraterrestrial

schizanon OP ,
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@vintprox what is "integration" in this context?

schizanon , to Random
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You'd think that the freedom to use any music you want without copyright takedowns would be enough incentive to bring to

schizanon OP ,
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@vintprox DMCA takedowns don't mean anything if you're running your own instance. What're they gonna do, call your domain provider?

schizanon , to Programming
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I've been building software for over 25 years and I've never seen a team that was underperforming with clear guidance about what they were supposed to be building. The bottleneck is always management; when programmers have their work already cut out, and communicated to them, they ALWAYS get it done.

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With getting more aggressive it seems like a good time to point out is probably our best bet in democratizing video on the open web.

Look at the cool stuff that @tilvids is doing by building a community with PeerTube.

schizanon ,
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@art @tilvids how do we get YouTubers who are making a living off monetization to switch to where there is no advertising?

schizanon , to Technology
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I still think there needs to be an OS-level way to see which of the I have installed are and which were installed from an like or the .

are different from and apps are different from the that corpo app stores peddle.

I need to manage these different kinds of apps differently.

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Why are you disagreeing with a random stranger on the Internet who you don't follow and who wasn't talking to you, you absolute weirdo?

  • I'm talking to myself here
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If you post on the about something awful please or it so that people can it if they are caring for their .

Thank you!

schizanon , to Random
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The of has begun.

The real battle begins now!

Who's got my powered proxy for YT?

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  • schizanon , to Gaming
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    So is just a whole ass other space ? Have we even got yet!?

    @gaming

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    schizanon , to Gaming
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    : but hyper realistic and difficult; crops have disease, pests and thieves, dating options are bad, you get lower back pain, and addicted to fentanyl; a real farming simulator. @gaming

    schizanon , to Gaming
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    The moral of is: do they show you cool clues you need to get ahead!

    @gaming

    schizanon , to Random
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    It feels like each version of is an entirely new framework, it must be exhausting to work with.

    schizanon , to Music
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    schizanon OP ,
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    @music steel guitar did a killer job on "Straight Tequila Night"

    schizanon , to Random
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    Here's the real

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    schizanon , to Mbin Blog Updates
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    Quit making the more complicated than it needs to be!

    Tell new users to create an account on one of the biggest servers.

    Don't give them CW rules and brow-beating about alt-text.

    Stop being so serious all the time and let people have fun!

    Y'all act like this place is a city council meeting.

    schizanon , to Mbin Blog Updates
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    The trouble with is it's given all the obtuse if an onramp to the

    schizanon , to Music
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    new song is great, video's great, there's no gay sex in it but man it's making the bigots on mad as hornets! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=II-L8Hq0_i4 @music

    schizanon OP ,
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    @Pratai What?

    schizanon OP ,
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    @irmoz fucking Google it!

    schizanon , to Gardening
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    The battle against the has just begun in earnest. Despite my best efforts to destroy their eggs, I found a hatched brood covering one of the . I broke out the and dusted a few of the stems. Little fuckers make my skin crawl! It's like up in this bitch!

    @gardening

    schizanon , to Random
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    Someone said "the is for things you , not things you ".

    I wish that were true, but it's simply not.

    All social media is at least 50% negative.

    Complaining is relatable; and whether we like it or not we all want engagement.

    We should focus on things we love, but we need to hate.

    schizanon , to Technology
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    / has a problem that hasn't even attempted to solve; groups and what happens when they get popular.

    , , , whatever they are called are implemented as in . They are basically just very popular users who boost a lot.

    You can't just distribute them across instances the way normal actors do. Whichever server hosts @technology or @technology is going to get HOSED on the regular.

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