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I sometimes half-wonder whether some of the judges in Texas might be the tiniest bit racist.

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Yeah, yeah, I'm not sure. I'd like to hear more about this attractive girl's butt, though...

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Ignoring the fact

Bro, you just concentrated!

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I was thinking a very similar thought just yesterday. So many of our major problems feel so much like old people being unable to die gracefully. "Well, fine, then I'll do as much damage as I can on the way out!" rather than, "I'd like this place to be better for my kids and grandkids when I'm gone."

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FBI.com didn't load, so I submitted my request through FBI.gov. It looks like they do investigations--is it expensive to have them find you a drug dealer?

What adventure games do you recommend?

pretty much the title. i have played most of sierra, lucasarts and telltale catalogues so if you are suggesting one of their games i've probably already played it. it doesn't have to be a copycat, homage or in the same style as these companies' games either, just that it must satisfy the vague definition of being an "adventure...

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Another vote for Disco Elysium. For an old-school classic dripping in atmosphere, check out the 1997 Blade Runner PC game.

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I know it's not a good look, but HEAR ME OUT! The equipment wasn't even on most of the time!

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My dog does this, too. I come in carrying every bag, to avoid the dreaded second trip, and she pulls me down further, by sticking her nose in each bag, one-by-one to see if anything good is inside.

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Yeah, that's definitely why those Russian police officers were at the My Little Pony convention.

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You're right. My quick skim missed the obvious connection completely.

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I'm a little unnerved. That smile says, "I know something you don't know. I got a biiiig surprise headed your way soon!"

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I've unfortunately worked for multiple multi-millionaires. The richer they were, the more insanely insecure in ways that would blow your mind. The richest would often leave his bank account open on his computer for his staff to see, among so many other examples.

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Pam would be a cop.

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Exactly why she craves power and gets off on assaulting innocent black people when on the job. Don't shoot the messenger!

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Clothes that smell like seafood straight from the factory could be the next $100 white t-shirt or designer jeans with rips already in them.

ivanafterall ,
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A boat's a boat, but a mystery box could be anything! It could even be a boat! You know how much we've wanted one of those!

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Like two great Honeybaked hams basted in butter.

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Yup. I graduated high school at 17 and they were after me those last two years, at least. I was told I could have any job I wanted in the Navy due to my test scores. It was flattering and tempting.

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Actually, you're responding to the Sir John Colonial.

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Next up: empty Sonic levels until you buy packs of rings.

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Marvel should use Deadpool 3 as an opportunity to build toward the X-Men movie the franchise deserves. They could use solo movies to hype up the X-Men collaborative movie, just like they did with Avengers.

I am genuinely horrified to see how much data google collected from me

I created a google takeout and in that zip file I found some files containing a ton of data about me. It has logged every single page I visited while using the google search engine and chrome browser. It even logged every single time I opened an app on my old android phone. It even has VOICE RECORDINGS of me and a log of every...

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Yeah, anyone who's never done this really should. It's eye-opening to see it go from a theoretical discussion to "HOLY SHIT THEY HAVE ALL MY DATA" in real-time.

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I can't wait until he launches his competitor to Star Citizen.

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Well done to the press staffer who came up with that line.

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RBG was a Supreme Court Justice with a lifetime appointment.

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    I think most of these guys would've considered that a bargain.

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    His PEGI 18 work is great, but his PEGI 12 work is overlooked. I think it's where he really hit his stride in that role.

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    What do you even say, at this point. Holy hell.

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    Do they still use the three shells in the 24th century?

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    Is it supposed to look like she's farting flames on the books? Was that really the best angle? The thumbnail looks like Balki from Perfect Strangers ripping a Smaug-style fart.

    Former Mossad official: Children in Gaza over the age of 4 deserve to be starved (www.lemkininstitute.com)

    In an interview on Israeli television, former Mossad official Rami Igra said all Palestinians in Gaza over the age of 4 are "involved" and deserve to face Israel's collective punishment policy of withholding food and humanitarian aid....

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    Oysters definitely make the list.

    sluuuuuurp

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    If anyone is going to do well in the Antarctic environment, it's going to be Iran.

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    Does anyone know whether Antarctica is, in fact, the property of Iran? Maybe it broke off them and dropped down there? I'd like to hear them out.

    How can a ugly and short guy compensate for his looks?

    I am talking about love in the sense of romantic love. I am very short and ugly which makes me very unattractive. Never had a girlfriend or touched a girl. I have many girl friends but one of them was my crush but I never asked her as I knew she would never like me. I know people will say that just get successful and rich and...

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    What would you say if I told you there are girls who actually prefer short guys? Hell, some people just like variety--I appreciate tall women, short women, medium women. I like 'em all.

    Having said that, I have met the girls you're referencing. They do exist. A few months back, I went on a coffee date with a girl. Just before it, she made some joke about wanting to make sure I'm tall, because she hates dancing with guys who are shorter than her, so she just wanted to make sure. I wanted to vomit. I very rarely encounter a girl taller than me. I'm ~6'1, maybe pushing a little higher on a good day when my posture is okay. I want nothing to do with a girl who so values my height. Because if it's THAT important, you're literally one 6'3 guy away from a relationship crisis. By the way, the reason she was like that? She was taller than average. She was insecure and taking it out on everyone else. But imagine if I'd said to her, "I'm sorry, I just prefer shorter women. I find them more feminine." Gross. She was surprised when I didn't bother to hug her or...anything else, really...after coffee. Just got in my car and left. Whether you're tall or short, that's a bad match.

    There are girls who are like you say, but they are absolutely not all like that. You just need to focus on a better class of prospect.

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    You're giving her way too much free real estate in your head. Better to use it as fuel/a chip on your shoulder, if at all.

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    Get in good shape, if you're not already. "I'll show you what I'm capable of. I'm going to find someone better." That kind of deal. It works. That's what I did when what I believed to be the love of my life (she called me her soul mate!) up and married some German douche. While still claiming she loved me, to boot. Better to not focus on people like that, at all, but that's not always realistic. So if you must feel pain from it, why not decide to make it the pain of self-improvement?

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    It's insane how well The Twilight Zone holds up given that it's 65 years old. Rod Serling is still so cool.

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    Like I could ever get an AI girlfriend. They'd never have me.

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