So glad I don’t do anything anymore that requires wearing a tie… While I had a huge tie collection in the past, it was my pride and joy… My life has evolved to a point where I have zero need to use a tie.
Most people I deal with don’t give a fuck about Linux lol I would guess most of them don’t even know what it is hahaha. People thinking about making a living, getting laid, paying rent, planning a vacation, worrying about a sick mom… Like regular life stuff… Poor bastards I guess if they don’t know about Linux 😂
Wtf Everybody else, according to you guys, goes to heaven and they leave their bodies here. Why would he be the only one to take his physical body up there? His physical body should be just like everybody else, worm food
Well I’m a Newcastle fan with years and years of suffering embedded in my soul, so I’ll take this any day. We aren’t doing this because of oil persay… We had a fat fuck of an owner who ran the club into the ground. We haven’t invested astronomical money or bought any prima donna overpriced players… Our best investment was Eddie Howe who at the time was the coach of a relegated team. You can hate the Saudis all you want, but at least respect that Eddie is doing this with team spirit and a group of players that weren’t anybody’s household name by any means
Chelsea spent way way more than us on higher profile players and have regressed. It’s not solely about spending money. Question… How many of our newly acquired players since the takeover had you honestly heard about before we bought them? We have overall been very frugal, we haven’t broken the 100 million mark as many teams have. Isak is by far our record signing at 70 million, all the others are way less. And many of our key players now are players that Howe found there and re-invented. We also suffer from price gouging when clubs see us coming and if they go too far with that our negociation team walks. It’s easy for somebody to use the crutch of saying we have big oil money while ignoring the serious restraints of financial fair play… Instead of admitting we out played or out coached them.
I call bullshit, the fact that you even call it soccer makes me not give credence to what you say lol,. But anyway, we’ll be laughing all the way to trophies and I actually don’t give a fuck what you think.
This is a true story and it’s just wrong what they do. The only time I should get lost wandering down aisles I didn’t mean to in the supermarket is when I’m following a nice piece of ass. Not because they rearranged shit to confuse
Oh I have a lot more, I like having pants on so when I scratch my asshole I can get a nice streak inside the pants and not moist aromatic fingertips. Also pants are a good fart holder so I can spread the smell over a larger area. Also pants are a good piss catcher for those late coming dribbles that wait till you are reinserting into pants to come charging out. Shoes are good too so I don’t get the cockroach mayonnaise on my feet when I smash them.
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