Ejh3k

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Ejh3k ,

And I didn't really think his review was all that scathing.

Ejh3k ,

I always thought non-competes were total bullshit anyways. Like a scare tactic or something. And unenforceable.

Didn't matter and sure doesn't now.

Ejh3k ,

Ages ago bud light was doing rock paper scissors tournaments for promotions one summer. I was at a bar one night and won. Went to regionals, and in the semi-final I was up against a guy that only threw rock. Each round leading up, every single throw was rock.

I lost to him.

Ejh3k ,

No possible way for this to be turned evil. Lab grown brains? Definitely could never be evil.

Ejh3k ,

If I had a time machine, that's where I'd go.

Ejh3k ,

It's between that and the hot dog for me. But I'm leaning pickle.

Ejh3k ,

1893's World's Columbian Exposition.

Ejh3k ,

Between the title and Super Hans being the thumbnail, I'm intrigued.

Ejh3k ,

I am super excited because I am in the overlap. And I get the eclipse! Real banner year for me.

Ejh3k ,

But which stage is best for hard boiling?

Ejh3k ,

I've been using it for at least 15 years at this point, and my job relies on accurate forecasts.

Ejh3k ,

A couple years back we did a puzzle that was a weird zoom in on a section of the front cover art. It was very strange, but ultimately fun.

Ejh3k ,

It's got the least mess and clean up. Filling and not entirely unhealthy. Vegans can eat it. But it may prove lethal to some. It's the best.

Ejh3k ,

Crunchy peanut butter is a scam. It's an unfinished product that they fooled you into buying.

Ejh3k ,

Burn it all down. And before for that, make sure everyone higher knows exactly why you are burning it down.

Ejh3k ,

But what's being missed is the fact that all German speakers will have a much better idea of what it is.

But transformer? Is it a giant robot? A car? Something that makes a giant robot into a car? Something entirely different?

Ejh3k ,

It funny to think that he fucks.
(he doesn't)

Ejh3k ,

Wife and I cheered happily when he parked it. I wish him only the worst things in life.

Ejh3k ,

Are you not called journalists anymore? Or are you just lying?

Ejh3k ,

Ah yes! The elusive columnist! None of those ever attended J school or are held to journalism standards. They can definitely print whatever the fuck they want without any sort of fact finding or double checking.

Ejh3k ,

I think I can definitely use this at work sometime in the near future.

Ejh3k ,

My university's mascot was a panther. And while I was on student government we tried to pass a resolution that basically said that because we were at an institute of higher learning we shouldn't have a mascot that empirically doesn't exist.

It didn't get passed.

What's funnier to me is that they changed their mascot to essentially be a mountain lion. We have absolutely zero mountains anywhere near us.

Ejh3k ,

I was able to file a grievance against a person everyone hates. It's a slam dunk grievance, I even have evidence from their Instagram.

Everyone that I've told about it has been over the moon that someone gets to put them in their place finally.

Monday morning we have our big meeting regarding it, and I'm going to straight up fuck their ass up. I hope they quit. Seriously, they are such assholes to everyone. No one has a nice thing to say about them.

Ejh3k ,

Oh, it's a massive win. All of my leaderships support me 100% on this. The person in civil service (basically the person that adjudicates these things)called me after I filed the grievance, mad as hell that they would have ever thought to do such a thing in the first place. And they said they were taking it to our president so they could get approval to punish this person appropriately. It's a huge slam dunk.

Ejh3k ,

Wait until people learn what Mexico's real name is.

Ejh3k ,

Estados Unidos Mexicanos

Ejh3k ,

I have a boomer boss and he has a hard time with email. He also didn't know how to zoom in when taking a picture.

So completely forget excel.

Ejh3k ,

My last job was my favorite job I've ever had. Great boss, good pay, paid winters off, leading crews, lots of people I liked. But the hours sucked the rest of the year, and it was fucking hard work.

My new job is union, pay isn't as good, but the benefits (health/retirement) are fantastic. Also, it's a 37.5 hour work week. I don't have paid winters off, but I have plenty of PTO, sick, and I can accrue comp time. No more overnights, and the work is a lot less physical.

If I were you, I'd take whatever job offer you get and try and leverage it for a raise and ask for the opportunity to move up. With all the training you said you've been doing, it's obvious they know you know what you are doing. They may want to keep you around.

Ejh3k ,

Ages ago, when I was in the army, my best friend couldn't get promoted because his arms wouldn't straighten. It was a super dumb issue which prevented him to properly do a push up, and because of that he could t pass the PT test.

Finally months and months of doctors and paperwork, he receives a waiver and is getting promoted.

Our commander is giving a little speech about follow through and perseverance or something, and he says, "and because of his funny arms"

I immediately blurted out, "Yeah, they're really humourous."

In a crowd of 40 people, I think one person got it. I still think it was my best joke I ever cracked at a moments notice.

Polestar Joins Tesla in Departure from Auto Lobby Over Proposed Vehicle Efficiency Standard ( www.infoterkiniviral.com )

In a bold move echoing Tesla's recent decision, Polestar, the renowned Swedish electric vehicle manufacturer, has announced its departure from a prominent auto industry lobby. This withdrawal reflects growing discontent with the lobby's opposition to a crucial proposed vehicle efficiency standard, seen as pivotal for...

Ejh3k ,

Didn't polestar just only release their first electric car in the past year or two? This whole thing is fucking nonsense.

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Tenet in 70mm IMAX was absolutely incredible. I'm sorry you don't get it.

Ejh3k ,

I went to university, and I currently work at university. Unless you know what you want to do, and that absolutely requires a degree, and you are 100% certain to get a job in that field, then go to university.

Otherwise, go learn a trade and join a union. By the time your friends are graduating college, you'll already be well established in your career and making much more than they likely will straight out of school.

The income ceiling is lower without a degree, but you get there much faster, have great benefits, and get to retire a lot earlier.

Also, there is nothing saying that you can't eventually go to university and get a degree.

Ejh3k ,

I hope Christian walks out on track and ends it during a race. Fuck him.

Mark Dodson, famous for ‘Star Wars’ and ‘Gremlins,’ dead at 64 after suffering ‘massive heart attack’ ( pagesix.com )

Dodson voiced Jabba the Hutt's little pet, Salacious B. Crumb, and also mogwai and gremlins in the movies Gremlins and Gremlins 2, but not Gizmo as the picture in the article would make you think. That was Howie Mandel....

Ejh3k ,

Im just surprised 15 people saw your comment.

Must have been a bump in people this weekend.

Ejh3k ,

There's some things imperial is just better at. Like temperature. 100 f is hot, but literally not even half as hot as 100 c. We as people can perceive imperial temperatures a lot better than metric.

Ejh3k ,

Cool. Any other uninteresting facts you'd like to share?

Ejh3k ,

I think a lot of people are over thinking this. I don't think anyone would say next Saturday meaning this Saturday at all. You'd just say Saturday.

Like, "I'm going to see dune 2 Saturday." There is no need to clarify which Saturday it's going to be if you don't muddy it by trying to qualify it needlessly.

So next Saturday should always be the Saturday after this upcoming one.

Ejh3k ,

I, unfortunately, do most of my grocery shopping at Walmart. And, since my local store has offered curbside pick up, I have picked that option.

I'm sure I could probably get pretty close to the cap, but it would take so much time and effort to go through all my orders and figure up how much I've spent on that stuff, it almost isn't worth it

Ejh3k ,

I hope his punishment is public execution.

Maker uses Raspberry Pi and AI to block noisy neighbor's music by hacking nearby Bluetooth speakers ( www.tomshardware.com )

Maker uses Raspberry Pi and AI to block noisy neighbor's music by hacking nearby Bluetooth speakers::Roni Bandini is using a Raspberry Pi to power his AI-driven assault against his neighbor's regular 9am reggaeton music.

Ejh3k ,

But only reggaeton? Seems like someone just has an issue with one genre of music.

Ejh3k ,

We've been watching a bunch of British panel shows for years, so we knew she definitely was a character. But taskmaster definitely proved how much of a headcase she really is. She really surprised me that she made it to adulthood.

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