lowqualityfacts ,
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sandhu ,
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@lowqualityfacts Because that would be criminal!

Wufflekins ,
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@lowqualityfacts but does she own a Fi?

ryan2one3 ,
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@lowqualityfacts she also has to look up what an apple is everytime she hears it.

toychicken ,
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@lowqualityfacts no, but she does own one.

joevh ,
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@lowqualityfacts I wonder about Dick Clark. Did he ever wear Clarks Shoes?

MamasPinkyToe ,
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@lowqualityfacts
America Ferrera has never eaten America.

Silversong ,
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@lowqualityfacts Neither has Sharon Apple. :(

goop ,
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crtbrown ,
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@lowqualityfacts
I also heard Tim Cook doesn't know how to.

JKirkpatrick ,
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@lowqualityfacts
I bet that doesn't include Adams Apple

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